Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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