i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
her vagine was all disorganized.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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