Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual