They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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