D3 body, D1 cock
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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