I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
