I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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