like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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