Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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