I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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