My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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