you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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