I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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