Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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