what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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