just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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