Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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