1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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