What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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