Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Do vagina's smell?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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