i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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