She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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