The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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