...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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