Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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