I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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