Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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