I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
