i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
how drunk are you?
Several
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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