Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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