i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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