I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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