I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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