How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
These tits shall not be calmed
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