drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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