Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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