You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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