TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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