Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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