My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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