We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
