Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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