We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I enjoy the company of your penis
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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