she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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