worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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