Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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