too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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