Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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