IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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