Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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