How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Randomize
