I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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