ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
