i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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