RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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