i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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