A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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