I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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