New invention idea: vibrating tampons
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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